Something that is too angry at a lolcow, especially if the former is not significantly better than the latter.
A series of assets hastily cobbled together with no regard for quality. Originally used to describe Digital Homicide's software.
Insults directed towards those with mental problems.
A mental disorder that raises the difficulty of communication. Typical symptoms include missing social cues, awkward wording, unnecessary verbosity, subdued or strong emotions, blatant contradictions, poor computer-literacy, unhealthy obsessions, irresponsible spending, and rejecting changes.
The blank stare that manchildren tend to give.
A terrible avatar.
Alternate ways of stating "I'm breaking the rules."
Getting too personal in a post.
Web jargon for child pornography. "Lady Lunanova probably has enough cheese pizza to make Bob Magrann jealous."
Derogatory term for someone whose lover is cheating on them. Also misused by idiots to describe people they dislike.
Brightly colored hair that a nuisance possesses.
Lying about someone to make them look worse than they actually are. A common habit among lolcows.
To prank someone by referring them to an image of a duck with wheels. The still image equivalent of the Rickroll.
Totally radical. Also misused by impatient people to describe things that offend or annoy them.
An adult that is attracted to teenage minors. Unfortunately common in Twitter's "trans community."
A lolcow that wants women to be superior to men. Almost extinct; the few remaining ones inhabit lolcow.farm and crystal.cafe.
Something meant to anger people. Often thrown by manchildren that are too stupid to learn how to play a fighting game.
An ultra-powerful enemy that lurks in a specific area.
To stretch one's butthole widely.
One with Late Stage Porn Addiction.
Repeatedly fighting a game's enemies to strengthen its characters. This website's name is a reference to this.
Being too focused on something one hates.
Unlicensed software for a game console or a package manager for macOS.
Alternate wording of "I'm lying."
Something that thinks it is not a virgin by choice. Often associated with misogyny and misandry.
A website for whistleblowers to document lolcows. Often subject to defamation from its targets, likely because the owner is a blatant hypocrite.
Words specific to a community or clique, to the point where they almost feel foreign. I am trying to record most of them here.
A kernel that is often combined with GNU or Busybox. Other people often call the resulting operating system "GNU/Linux" or just "Linux"; I call it "*Linux" because it's easier.
Something that can be repeatedly milked for laughter at its expense. Also the nickname of lolcow.farm, a series of imageboards where scammers and misandrists be a**holes to each other.
An adult that didn't and likely never will mentally mature. Often goes hand in hand with autism and the Creator Blacklist is almost full of them.
A modification for a game or console. Also slang for moderator.
Politically correct term for "mentally handicapped."
Alternate spelling of "I am a rude idiot." Often used by lolcow.farm's mods because they are horrible at handling disagreements.
Derogatory Japanese word for one that has an unhealthy obsession. Roughly translates to dork or neckbeard in English.
The web's equivalent of litter. Considered bad for the environment according to The Guardian.
Massively unhealthy.
Pretending a canonically cisgender character is transgendered, like those "Trans Sonic" bigots on Twitter and GameBanana.
Someone that takes care of a disabled (man)child.